1. When
I was in Ireland I noticed that museums are free to enter but
cathedrals are not. So...it costs nothing to educate your soul but money
to save it.
2. If you throw up in someone’s car, you have to assume that all that flirting you did earlier won't do you any good.
3. My ninja blender is incredibly loud.
4. Sometimes I “discover” music only to be told I’ve been listening to it at boozy brunches for years. Anyway, what's music but background noise for bubbles, anyway?
5. I suspect that champagne bubbles trap time inside them and whisk it away, often on curls of smoke.
6. Sometimes it’s best to think forward, rather than straight.
