This conversation actually happened.

Friend: I thought of you today:







Friend: It's the 1.5L.
Friend: WWUD?
Me: Get a straw.
Me: Put on some music.
Me: Enjoy the afternoon.
Friend: And make a bolognese. You should get on Snapchat.
Me: Wait, did I tell you that I'm doing that? Because I'm doing that!
Friend: OMG.
Me: OMG.
Friend: It's my first time. I am using Marcella Hazan's.
Me: Does she know?
Friend: No, she doesn't. She is dead. I guess she is the Italian Julia Child. You should get on Snapchat.
Me: You should get a straw. I'm buying a plane ticket. I'll be there in 4 hours.